What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

Which sunscreen shall we use to apply on oily skin?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How can a 54-year-old man build muscle without using steroids?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

Eum sit ipsam ut animi distinctio rerum omnis praesentium.

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do many men like women's breasts?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What sensitive TikTok data is the US afraid will fall into the hands of the Chinese government that is causing a potential threat to national security?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

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Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

Which diploma is best for a job?

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